So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!
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CraftySeniors24
Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs
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CreeperDateDisaster
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Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.
So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.
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TasteQuestMC
candy consumption, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, dessert, eating habits, enjoyment, flavor sensation, guilty pleasure, indulgence, oral fixation, oral satisfaction, sensory experience, snack time, sugar cravings, sugar rush, sugary delights, swallowing candy, sweet treats, Taste, TasteQuestMCjoin dis epic minecraft server where we have candy trees that grow lollipops and gumdrop bushes that fart rainbows. u can ride on flying unicorns and battle evil gummy bears that try to steal ur diamonds. plus, our admins are actually wizards who can turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. come join the fun and see why we swallow candy even tho we only eat it for the taste.
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DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams
ambitious, apply, BLOW, comfortable, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, Datapacks, DreamBlox, Dreamers, dreams, Economy, Events, family, games, House, imagination, innovation, Interactive, Mature, Mods, passionate, pranks, Safety, Semi Vanilla, smp, Vanilla
DreamBlox Overview
Description DreamBlox is a community focused SMP server which provides a creative space for passionate people from the Minecraft universe to thrive in. Our Vision
We hope to form a community consisting of committed players that will ultimately form a fun, creative, supportive and rewarding experience for everybody involved. Our dream combines interactive economy, exciting events, challenging games and amusing pranks into one unique experience which everybody can be a part of. We plan on keeping the current map for as long as possible. This opens up huge oppurtunities for ambitious players and their big projects which hide in their wild imagination.It is worth mentioning that we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enchance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.
Who can join?
Players who love Minecraft and want to share that love others online are more than welcome to submit an application and join our wonderful community. Our message is aimed to people who are dedicated and want to take their imaginative potential into a long-term experience. We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.
How to join?
Find out more information on our Discord server and apply to be a part of our small but growing family. Make sure to take a look on our Dynmap. If you’re still not convinced have a glance at our Youtube video. Let’s dream big together!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join if I’m under 16 years old? We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers. Are there any mods or datapacks on the server? Yes, we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enhance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.
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Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that is our server!Join us for a wild ride where creepers ride pigs, zombies breakdance, and skeletons wear sunglasses. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on the weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers break it down to funky beats, and every full moon, the cows turn into werewolves and challenge players to dance-offs.
So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!
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IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows
Americas, ancient civilizations, Colonialism, Colonization, creeper, cultural exchange, cultural impact, Exploration, first contact, giant canoes, historical encounters, historical perspective, indigenous cultures, indigenous tribes, indigenous women, Indio females, IndioQueenMC, King, mudhuts, native communities, native peoples, new world, shadows, smp, traditional dwellings, Waiting
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the Indio females of the Americas are our VIP guests! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your mudhut when suddenly giant canoes arrive on the horizon. What could be inside? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average group of players. These Indio females bring a whole new level of chaos and excitement to our server.Join us for a chance to trade with these mysterious visitors, learn their ancient building techniques, and maybe even join them on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will unfold when you’re playing alongside the Indio females of the Americas?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this Minecraft SMP is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure!
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SeafoodSurpriseCraft
appreciation, Caregiver, Communication, Confrontation, Diagnosis, employees, exclusion, family, Frustration, husband, Illness, lung cancer, misunderstanding, relationship, Rude, seafood boil, SeafoodSurpriseCraft, Small Business, SpaghettiWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as spicy as a seafood boil! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your husband surprises you with a $400 seafood feast without even asking if you want any.But don’t worry, we’ve got your back like your sister-in-law’s husband hiding leftovers in the fridge. And just like your husband’s promise of making you spaghetti to show appreciation, we promise to provide endless fun and laughter to make up for any misunderstandings.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only thing spreading faster than lung cancer is the excitement of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft world full of surprises and unexpected plot twists? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!
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SickTalk Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.Our server is so crazy that we don’t even talk about normal diseases or illnesses – we only discuss the most outlandish and absurd ones. From the dreaded Chicken Nuggetitis to the rare case of Exploding Block Syndrome, you’ll never run out of bizarre topics to chat about with your fellow players.
But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players dress up their creepers in the most stylish outfits they can find. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where pigs and their owners compete for the title of fastest swine in the land.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. Who knows, you might even discover a new disease or two along the way!
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VetoCraft: Cancel Congress 66%
AMERICANS, Cancel, checks and balances, citizen empowerment, civic engagement, Congress, Congressional bills, Decision making, Democracy, direct democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmaking process, legislation, majority rule, participatory democracy, People’s Veto, political reform, public opinion, reddit, veto power, VetoCraft, Voting
Are you tired of Congress making all the decisions? Do you wish you had more power to cancel out their ridiculous bills? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have implemented the People’s Veto! That’s right, with a whopping 66% majority vote, you can single-handedly cancel out any Congressional bill that doesn’t sit right with you. Want to ban creepers from exploding? Done. Think it’s time to legalize diamond swords for all citizens? Consider it done! Join our server now and become the ultimate lawmaker in the world of Minecraft. Who needs Congress when you have the power of the People’s Veto on your side?
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BlastCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we honor fallen soldiers by building giant statues of them out of blocks! we also have a quest where you have to free prisoners from the evil government by navigating through a maze of lava and creepers. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. join now and be a hero in our virtual world!
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CraftyMaduroDefeated
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haha come join our epic minecraft server where we have more votes than Maduro in Venezuela! our players are like the opposition, kicking butt and taking names in every game. we have more fun than a political revolution, with crazy builds and epic battles. join us and be part of the winning team, unlike poor old Maduro. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!