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CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5157
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	848
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3998

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1094	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	1154
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9407
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!