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CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8932
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

MomVsDadMCServer

Blackmail, Censorship, Cultural differences, cultural restrictions, Deception, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family secrets, freedom of expression, Generational conflict, living with dad, Manipulation, MomVsDadMCServer, moral dilemma, parenting, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, religious freedom, teenage rebellion

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of book censorship like our player did! Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, no matter where they come from. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with books from all around the world – even the “depraved” and “infidel” ones!

But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where you can uncover the truth about our server admins secretly eating haram food and cheating during Ramadan. Will you choose to expose them and earn their wrath, or keep quiet and live in harmony? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the drama, intrigue, and bookish delights that await you on our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

SisterStealzWeddingNoInvite

attention seeking, center of attention, charismatic personality, Communication, Decision making, emotional hurt, emotional impact, family dynamics, Guilt, introverted vs extroverted, Jealousy, Popularity, relationships, self reflection, self-centeredness, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterStealzWeddingNoInvite, social dynamics, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Votes:	2282
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of always being overshadowed by your charismatic sibling? Do you want a day where you can finally be the star of the show without them stealing your thunder? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be the center of attention and bask in all the glory!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about your sister stealing the spotlight. Invite only the guests you want and enjoy a drama-free celebration. No more tears, no more guilt, just pure wedding bliss.

So come on over to our server and let us help you make your special day truly unforgettable. Who needs a popular sister when you have a whole community of supportive players cheering you on? Join now and say goodbye to sibling rivalry once and for all!

F16s4MiGs2Ukraine

air superiority, aircraft donation, Aviation, combat aircraft, Defense, defense procurement, eastern europe, f-16, F16s4MiGs2Ukraine, fighter jets, MIG 29, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military upgrade, Modernization, nato, Slovak Air Force, Slovak-Ukrainian relations, Slovakia, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	105
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16 fighter jets flying around instead of boring old pigs and chickens. why settle for regular old blocky animals when you can have supersonic jets zooming past your house?

we also have a special quest where you have to fly an F-16 to slovakia to pick up some replacement jets for ukraine. but watch out for the creeper air force trying to shoot you down!

join now for the most intense and ridiculous minecraft experience of your life! fly high, my friends!

MagicBookSwapCraft

Alternate Universe, books, enchanted realms, fantastical literature, fantasy books, fantasy worlds, genre swapping, Genres, high fantasy, Magic, magical elements, magical genres, magical realism, MagicBookSwapCraft, mystical powers, parallel worlds, Sci Fi, science fiction books, speculative fiction, speculative genres, Supernatural

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	503	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

join this crazy server where pigs fly and cows dance the cha cha slide. we got wizards casting spells and dragons playing poker.

come build a house made of cheese or a castle made of jellybeans. our admins are unicorns who grant wishes and our mods are fairies who sprinkle glitter on griefers.

explore dungeons filled with talking skeletons and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbows.

join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

Aires Network

Competitive Factions Skyblock Prison Kit PVP Multiplayer Gaming Community Server Online Survival Creative RPG MMORPG Sandbox Adventure Minecraft Gamemodes Economy PvP, Factions, FTB, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Aires Network is a brand new Factions-Centric Server starting the inaugural season of our Competitive Factions on Saturday, July 6th. Our goal is to bring together new and old players to enjoy a multitude of gamemodes, including Skyblock, Prison, Kit PVP, and more. Aires Network was created with the desire to satisfy the parts of the community who have been uninterested in other servers, and we put a large emphasis on listening to our community because of that. We hope you enjoy what we have to offer, and we will continue to work hard to create a solid server for everyone to enjoy.

play.mc-aires.com

ExpAnarchy🎃 Minecraft server

Auction, miners, new dungeons, new enchantment, new end, Shop

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Votes:	5902
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

ExpAnarchy is experimental anarchy! Every wipe, something new!Unusual generation, new bosses and much more!Here we have:

?Auction

?Shop

?New End

?New dungeons

?Miners

?New enchantment

65.108.21.212:25672

Astral SMP: Where even the cows are out of this world! Join the chaos 🌌

armor, Astral, battlepass, Chaos, Community, Cows, Custom Items, Fun, Gaming, grow, Join, Minecraft, Mods, new, Play, RECORD, released, Server, Showcase, smp, Systems, try, Video, weeks, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Astral SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Astral SMP
Server Type	Modded SMP
Features	BattlePass, Custom items and armor
Server Showcase	Watch here
Server IP	play.astral-smp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Astral SMP server?

You can join by using the server IP: play.astral-smp.com

2. What are the main features of the server?

The main features include BattlePass, Custom items, and armor.

3. Is there a specific set of rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a safe environment for all players. You can find the rules in the server showcase video.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join and play on the Astral SMP server.

BauBauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

baubau, baubau sings, BauBauCraft, debut, fuwamoco, fuwawa, general, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous thread, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, twitter space, Ultimate, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and flying llamas!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive content like karaoke nights with the zombies, Twitter Spaces with the skeletons, and a YouTube channel featuring our very own Mococo and Fuwawa singing their hearts out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

StackedCraft Minecraft Server

alternative currency, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, digital wallet, encrypted, finance, financial freedom, innovation, internet money, investing, Minecraft, online payments, Peer-to-peer, secure transactions, Server, stacked link, StackedCraft, Technology, virtual money

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Bitcoin servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we stack links instead of BTC! Why, you ask? Because our server is located in a parallel universe where links are the currency of choice! Join us and experience the thrill of building your wealth one link at a time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground village populated by friendly zombie villagers who are experts in trading rare items. Want a enchanted diamond sword? They’ve got it. Need a potion of invisibility? They can hook you up. Just be sure to bring plenty of emeralds because these villagers don’t work for free!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, Apology, BroBroCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, free-spirit, Headaches, health, Hippie, Kids, Lifestyle, migraines, Minecraft, natural remedies, Nephews, new age, off the grid, parenting, Respect, Server, Trust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Just like my new age hippie brother, we live “off the grid” in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our server is so chill, even Jim’s “girl headaches” won’t bother you here. Need a dark room and something salty? We got you covered! No need for “hard chemicals” on our server, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us and leave your worries behind, unless you’re my brother, then maybe bring some water for Jim.