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CraftySarcasmSA

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1424	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5555
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Police Surveillance Scene

10/10 rating, binoculars, crime drama, Crime Scene, Criminals., detective work, Every Step You Take, GENIUS, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Police investigation, police procedural, police surveillance, Scene, smp, Surveillance, Surveillance Footage, surveillance scene, surveillance tactics, Surveillance technology, the police, Thriller, tv show, undercover operation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	8323
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the police are surveilling criminals with binoculars, but instead of catching them, they break out into a synchronized dance routine to “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. It’s like a real-life musical, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories happening all the time on this server. Like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. Or when a group of players decided to have a fashion show using only pixelated blocks as clothing. The creativity knows no bounds here!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us on this server and be prepared for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments. Just remember, every step you take, we’ll be watching you…and probably laughing our heads off!

Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, comedy, Competition, doujin, Erikas, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, japanese animation, Manga, manga series, military school, Minecraft, Phase Erika, school life, Server, sports, TANK, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	8460	Dragon Eggs Found:	5224
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Amberground, Anime, Bachi, chapter 22, Daily, Drama, FANTASY, film noir, Gauche Suede, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, SHONEN, smp, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2601	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every block tells a story and every player is a detective in the making. In this chapter, we’re diving into the world of Film Noir, where mystery and intrigue lurk around every corner.

Join us if you want to solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure lurking in the shadows. Our server is filled with hidden passageways, secret codes, and even a few double-crossing NPCs who are always up to no good.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this dark and gritty world. You never know who you can trust, and one wrong move could land you in a virtual interrogation room faster than you can say “I swear, I didn’t steal those diamonds!”

So grab your trench coat, put on your fedora, and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate detective in the world of Film Noir. Just don’t forget to watch your back, because in this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with a secret to hide.

Dub City Minecraft Server

Achieve, Champions, champions mindset, city, Conquer, Dub, Dub Nation, dubs, First Place, Minecraft, only winners get dubs, Server, success, Successful, top spot, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WINNERS, winners circle, winning attitude, winning mentality, winning streak

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9051
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of constantly losing in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is for winners only! We don’t accept any losers here, only dub-getters allowed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

#supercomputer, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Biggest, BUILD, cancer research, computational power, cure cancer, data analysis, dont, future technology, innovation, machine learning, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, Quantum, quantum AI, quantum computing, quantum supercomputer, research, science questions, scientific advancements, scientific discovery, smp, Technology, worlds

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	85
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

bathroom, cleanliness, contamination, Dangerous, health hazards, health risks, healthy risks, hygiene, infection control, Minecraft, Plumbing, public health, public restrooms, safety risks, sanitation, sanitation guidelines, sanitation practices, smp, stop using, TOILET, toilet safety, toilets, troubles, waste management

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Votes:	4569
Animals Bred:	172	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

better luck, better luck next time, big, big chuuba, cee, chuuba, dee, Dee Em Cee, female streamers, Gaming, HEEYAH, known retard, learning the game, LUCK, Minecraft, new toy, new toy spam, obligateed, Play, play the games, smp, Spam, Streamers, Stringer spam, try learning, video games, weeks pass

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!