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CraftySamsungProfitz1400

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Towns Built:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SAMSUNG ON STEROIDS, EXPECT PROFITS TO JUMP BY MORE THAN 1,400% WHEN YOU JOIN! WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA. COME JOIN FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND THE LOST CITY OF DIAMONDIA, WHERE THE STREETS ARE LITERALLY PAVED WITH DIAMONDS. DON’T MISS OUT, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE STUCK IN LOSERVILLE FOREVER.

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border security, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic response, domestic panic, eastern europe, government response, international relations, Kremlin, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, media manipulation, military conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, Propaganda, public perception, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the reported ukrainian incursion into kursk oblast but way more fun and without the panic!!!

we have crazy stories like the kremlin downplaying everything to keep the peace but we don’t care about peace, we just want to have a blast in our virtual world!!!

build your own kremlin and defend it against crazy invaders or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours on this insane server!!!

join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you have short term memory loss, in which case you might forget but it’s okay because you can just join again and have a blast all over again!!!

IslandSovereignCraft

allegations, bangladesh, Conspiracy, controversy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, foreign intervention, Government, international relations, IslandSovereignCraft, leadership, Ouster, political turmoil, Politics, power struggle, Saint Martin Island, Sheikh Hasina, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, US role

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	270	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	7764	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama den Sheikh Hasina in Bangladesh! We got crazy adventures like tryna survive on a deserted island, just like Sheikh Hasina tryna keep her power! But don’t worry, we won’t make you surrender your sovereignty like she did with Saint Martin Island, you can rule your own kingdom here! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

EpicOneBlock

Bedwars, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	238	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7764
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hello, We are a EpicOneBlock server made to have fun and enjoy, Sadly we are a private server for family and friends only If things change in the future with might one to the public

Play.EpicOneBlock.Com

Eden Kingdom

bedrock, Bedwars, Custom Items, Earth, Economy, Eden Kingdom, java, loot boxes, mine, Minecraft, Mysterious place, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Secrets, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Star Shards Collected:	285
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ores Mined:	9124	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Minecraft Java and Bedrock Server. Mine – PvP, Custom Items, Loot Boxes. Discover all the secrets this mysterious place has to offer!

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Evo SMP: Where survival meets drama, alliances are tested, and PvP is totally kinda optional, unleash your inner geo-politician! 1.20 Java

Adapt, alliances, attaining, Challenges, Cities, destiny, Drama, eras, evo, Evolution, Experience, Factions, Gear, geopolitician, java, kinda, meets, Meta, Minecraft, Optional, PvP, Resources, Server, Skilled, smp, Special items, strategy, Survival, Tested, Totally, Unleash, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, wealth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	819798	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:
Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique experience where players must evolve and adapt to the world. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening a new pool of available resources and gear.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by requiring players to evolve and adapt to different eras within the world.
How does Evo SMP differ from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP focuses on skill and strategy rather than instant wealth and automated resource farms. Players must adapt to changing eras and utilize their available arsenal effectively.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players can form groups and factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, participate in special challenges and treasure hunts, and rise to the top through skill and adaptability.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP address provided and joining the Discord community for updates and interactions with other players.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

DawnCraft – Minecraft Server

AUGUST, Community, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, discussion, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, News, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, special event, Square Enix, Updates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🔥 Patch Notes (7.05) just dropped and let me tell you, the changes are INSANE! Now you can ride on a dragon while battling creepers with laser swords! It’s a game-changer, literally!

💰 Looking for a Free Company to join? Look no further! Our Free Companies are so powerful, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on our Linkshells – they can communicate with the Nether realm!

🏖️ Oh, and did I mention the Moonfire Faire event happening from August 8th to August 26th? It’s like a beach party in the Overworld, with mermaids and unicorns dancing around. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver