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CraftyRussianGuard

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Pixel Pick-Up Linez: Donate for Dates

Affection, appreciation, attraction, Charity, Communication, Compliment, Connection, courtship, Dates.., Donate, FLIRTING, Generosity, Gesture, gift giving, Giving, Kindness, Linez, love, pickup, PIXEL, relationship, Romantic, WOMAN

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7681	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the best way to flirt with a woman is to donate to her in-game! Trust us, nothing says romance like a stack of diamonds or a rare enchanted sword. Join our server and watch as your virtual gifts win over the hearts of all the pixelated ladies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land in search of brave warriors to challenge. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its hoard of riches for yourself, or die trying and respawn to try again. The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco, where the music never stops and the lava never cools down. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even find love in the fiery depths of the underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might just find love, adventure, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server

Crafty, dragon ball, long trail tags, Minecraft, Saiyans, Server, Threads

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	286456	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is dragon ball threads of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan and blast your enemies with Kamehamehas and Spirit Bombs. Don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, because our admins are like the Z Fighters – always ready to protect the server from evil-doers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret Dragon Ball that grants wishes to those who find it. Want a pet dinosaur? Done. Want to fly on a Nimbus cloud? Easy peasy. Want unlimited diamonds? Well, you’ll have to find the Dragon Ball first!

So why wait? Join us on dragon ball threads and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft Super Saiyan!

Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server

BiteFree, Biting, biting insects, bug, control, disease prevention, eradication, health, humans, insect bites, insect control, insects, insects bites, insects management, Instinct, measures, Minecraft, Pest Control, Pest Management, Prevention, public health, Safety, Server, vector control

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	265
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	92	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the bugs are as friendly as the players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC quests.

On our server, all insects that bite humans have been trained to give massages instead! Imagine getting a relaxing massage from a friendly mosquito while you mine for diamonds. It’s a game-changer, literally.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs boring old chicken nuggets when you can have diamond nuggets?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the bugs are your friends and the chickens are your jewelers. It’s a world like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero

Appearance, asian, beauty standards, cultural norms, Diversity, east, East Asian, feminine, Femininity, gender, Gender Expression, hetero, heterosexual, Identity, KawaiiCraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Men, Perception, Race, Sexuality, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out why East Asian men can look really feminine but still seem heterosexual!

On our server, we have a secret potion called the “Fabulous Elixir” that only East Asian players can drink. This potion not only gives them a flawless complexion and silky hair, but also enhances their feminine features while maintaining their manly charm.

But beware, if players from other races try to drink the potion, they will turn into fabulous unicorns with rainbow sparkles shooting out of their eyes! So if you want to unlock the mystery of East Asian masculinity and femininity, join our server now and embark on a magical journey filled with glitter, rainbows, and fabulousness!

Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BETRAYAL, Deception, deception revealed, disbelief, dishonesty, disillusionment, distrust, doubting intentions, Fake, fake facade, fake relationships, Hololie, Issues, lack of trust, loss of faith, Minecraft, questioning motives, seeing through lies, skepticism, skepticism towards others, skepticism towards society, Trust, untrustworthy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Animals Bred:	114	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where trust is just a myth like unicorns and leprechauns in real life. We promise you a wild ride filled with betrayal, drama, and plot twists that even M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous of.

Join us if you’re tired of the boring, predictable servers out there. Here, you’ll never know who’s a friend or foe. Maybe that cute little llama you befriended is actually plotting to steal all your diamonds. Or perhaps that friendly enderman is secretly a spy for the creeper army.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of our server’s admin team. Just remember, in this world, trust is a luxury you can’t afford.

Crafty Scammy Mine

BETRAYAL, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, fabsol, fraud, fraud prevention, gamer community, Gaming, online gaming, online safety, online scam, report scam, scam alert, Scammed, Scammy, shimmer, Terraria, trust issues, Victim, virtual currency, virtual theft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	236	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

Africa, Apartheid, Boot, Claim, Colonials, Ending Apartheid, Israel, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Natives, NECK, Peaceful Transfer of Power, Propaganda, Safe, Safety, serious question, Settler Colony, south africa, Transfer of Power., Trust, white people, white supremacist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	59
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	133	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!