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CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	192
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

CraftyRoomies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, “Rabbit Cake” Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds, but cursed with a constant influx of creepers blowing up your builds. But hey, who needs intact structures when you have a never-ending supply of shiny rocks, am I right?

In this server, you’ll encounter players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, because why not? You’ll also witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. And let’s not forget about the secret underground bunker where players gather to discuss their plans for world domination (or at least domination of the server).

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder or infamous griefer of “Rabbit Cake” Edition!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ammorbidente, biancheria, bucato, candeggina, CraftyCraze, delicato, detersivo, domestico, Edizione, efficace, igiene, il filo, ITA, lavaggio, lavanderia, Minecraft, prodotto, profumato, pulizia, sbiancante, Server, tessuti, vestiti

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Emeralds Found:	8358

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. We have epic quests that involve battling dragons, rescuing princesses, and even taming a herd of explosive llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special edition whitening product that will make your character’s armor shine brighter than a disco ball at a rave. You’ll be the envy of all the other players as you strut your stuff in your blindingly beautiful gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the sparkles and unicorns, or you might forget to actually play the game!

BlockyBits Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you might log in as a noob but log out as a pro – just like Mujahid went to bed as a man but woke up as a woman!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and surprises that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so wild, you might even find yourself in a gender-reassignment surgery mini-game without even realizing it! Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have a whole new identity?

But beware, there might be players like Omprakash lurking around, ready to deceive you into crazy quests and challenges. Who knows, you might end up in a court marriage with a fellow player and have your in-game land stolen right from under your pixelated feet!

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be transformed in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft – even waking up as a different gender!

LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	541	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Towns Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7106	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchantments Applied:	210

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Star Shards Collected:	127	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife