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CraftyRookie Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, best body, best legs, best sex, best tits, CraftyRookie, Eris, FANTASY, harem, isekai, light novel, Minecraft, Mushoku tensei, paul, Protagonist, Roxy, rudeus, ruijerd, Server, Silphy, Sylphiette, zenith

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Love Letters Sent:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join us for the best virtual experience of your life, where Eris has the best pixelated tits and body, Silphy has legs for days, and Roxy is known for giving the best virtual…um, hugs! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KamalaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, campaign 2020, civil rights, Democracy, democratic party, election, equality, kamala harris, KamalaCraft, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Presidential election, progressive values, representation, Server, social justice, Voting, voting for change, voting is power, voting matters, voting rights, women in politics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	New Chunks Explored:	471016
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie pigmen, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and remember, don’t fucking care, still voting Kamala!

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

around the world, bizarre foods, Britain, culinary exploration, exotic foods, food adventures, food challenges, food exploration, Food reviews, Food tasting, food vlogger, food youtuber, foodie travels, FoodieCraft, global cuisine, gross food, international cuisine, Minecraft, Server, travel vlogger, trying new foods, weird foods, YouTuber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate foodie adventure! 🍔🌮🍕

Join us and embark on a virtual journey around the world to try the most outrageous and bizarre foods imaginable. From deep-fried tarantulas to spicy ice cream, there’s no limit to the culinary craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into food-loving zombies. Will you be brave enough to uncover this deliciously dangerous secret?

So why wait? Join us now and satisfy your hunger for fun and adventure on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly. 🤪🍽️🎮

FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, bbq, belittling, cold food, Communication, degrading, dinner delivery, feelings, foil in microwave, FoilFiasco, husband and wife, Intentions, kitchen safety, Marriage, microwave safety, Minecraft, misunderstandings, relationships, Server, smart enough

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6663	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5714
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

can’t believe it, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, mind blown, Minecraft, moment, oh shit, OVERWHELMING, pinch me, pivotal moment, reality sinking in, realization, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, this is really happening, turning point, unexpected, wow factor

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

Hungry4Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, energy supply, escalates, EU action, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, international relations, Minecraft, oil trade, political tension, Russian oil, sanctions, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary is demanding action against it? yeah, that’s right, this server is so fire, it’s causing international drama with russia and ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could be so powerful, amirite?

join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way through epic adventures. plus, u never know when u might accidentally start a political crisis. it’s all in a day’s work on this server.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server on the internet. hungary and russia can’t handle us, and neither can u! let’s do this!

B52Craft: NATO Air Base Raid

Air, American military, Aviation, B-52 Bombers, B52Craft, base, Cold War era, Defense, eastern europe, historic landing, historic moment, international relations, long range bombers, Main Eastern Air Base, Military Aircraft, nato, NATO mission, Raid, Romania, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have B-52 bombers landing for the first time ever in romania but in minecraft world!!! fly around in these massive planes and drop TNT on unsuspecting players, watch out for the creeper explosions though, they might blow up your ride! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor!

PirateSurvivor_Server

Adventure, arrested, BETRAYAL, British merchantman Princess, caribbean sea, Escape, escape plan, fictional character, jack sparrow, johnny depp, movie character, Naval Officer, orlando bloom, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean, PirateSurvivor_Server, Shipwreck, shirtless, survivor, Traitor, Will Turner

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4626
New Chunks Explored:	847298	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our minecraft server and pretend you’re will turner taking off his shirt after a shipwreck! we don’t care if you’re a traitor, we just want survivors! who needs the british when you can join our crew of misfits and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen! sail the high seas, pillage villages, and maybe even find some buried treasure (or just some diamonds, that works too). so what are you waiting for? set sail for adventure on our server and let’s make some hilarious pirate shenanigans together!

ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness