CraftyRoasts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRoasts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

italiacrossplay

italiacrossplay, Prison, Survival, uprison

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9672
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

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❤️ TechnoMagic SkyBlock⭐SKY SURVIVAL 🔥 Minecraft server

auto crafting, BuildCraft, cobblestone generator, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, EU energy, Industrial Craft, industrialization, ISLAND, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, RF energy, sky survival, Skyblock, technomagic, Thaumcraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

❤️ TechnoMagic-SkyBlock – This server provides a unique opportunity to create your own island in the sky! Initially, you are given a small territory with a huge range of possibilities! Thanks to the abundance of mods installed on our server, you can immerse yourself in the most interesting world of industrialization with fascinating elements of magic! Only on our server you can discover a truly unique method of extracting resources using a sieve and a hammer! Level up, complete tasks, create your own world that you have always dreamed of!

⭐ Survival on your own island

On our server you do not get unlimited lands, you develop on an island whose dimensions are 256x256x256.

Starting to develop your own island, you have to go from the simplest cobblestone generator to complex mechanisms and a complex auto-crafting system.

When extracting cobblestone from a simple generator, you have to process it into “Gravel”, “Sand” and “Dust”. After which, after sifting through these loose blocks, you will have the long-awaited resources with which your island will become more improved!

⭐ Variety of development paths

As a rule, development in assemblies ends with development in technically oriented fashions. With us, you get the opportunity and need to develop the magic industry, which adds additional interest and some complexity to the gameplay. The ThaumCraft mod is presented on the server, however, several more modifications are in the plans. In addition to the mod itself, the assembly contains many addons that will allow you to obtain additional useful blocks/items, as well as combine magic with technical mods.

⭐ Nuclear energy

Nuclear reactors are a relatively profitable way to generate energy. It is suitable for an average level of development. However, it is worth understanding that reactors require a fairly large amount of attention and time, as well as an initial investment of resources. There are reactors to choose from IC2 and BigReactors, which generate either EU or RF energy respectively.

Crafty Llamas

Beastiality, CONDOM, controversial, Crafty, Cum, explicit content, fetish, finding, freaky girl, Help, Horse, hot, image search, kink, Llamas, NSFW, Posting, real horse, sexual fantasy, shock value, taboo, Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, we have players posting about finding a real horse with a condom filled with cum on it. And get this – they want to show it to a freaky girl because she’d find it hot! If that doesn’t scream “join us now”, I don’t know what will. Come on over and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Bookworms Anonymous: Where Tony reluctantly hands over the book

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Tony has to give him the book. Why, you ask? Because it’s the only way to unlock the secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world! Join now and witness the epic quest unfold as Tony races against time to deliver the book and claim the riches that await him. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mystical Cube

Adventure, Announcements, Community, Cross-Play, Destination, Feedback, Gaming, Immersive, Journey, KitPvP, MCMMO, Polls, smp, sneak peeks, Survival, Thrilling, Towny, Ultimate, Updates

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Introducing Mystical Cube – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey with Mystical Cube, where an incredible gaming experience awaits. Join us as we unveil the SMP realm, setting the stage for an immersive and thrilling adventure.

**Your Voice Matters** Participate in our #polls and share your thoughts to shape the future of Mystical Cube. Your feedback will help us tailor the gaming experience to your desires, ensuring that every moment in Mystical Cube is filled with excitement.

**Stay In the Loop** Be the first to know about exciting updates, sneak peeks, and announcements. We’re committed to keeping you informed every step of the way as we build an amazing community within Mystical Cube.

Join us at Mystical Cube and become part of an unforgettable gaming journey. Let’s make Mystical Cube the ultimate gaming destination together!

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Baine Middle School

+18, application, Discord, hang out, Nether roof hub, shopping district, Small Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, xp farms

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4878	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

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Gods101: Where even the Minecraft Gods play Factions on 1.20+ Java and Bedrock!

#youtube, bedrock, Bosses, Community, Experience, Factions, GOD, Gods, Gods101, Ip:, java, killing, Minecraft, Play, PvE, PvP, Raidable, Raiding, Rival factions, Server, Skills, Trailer, training skills

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Server Name	Gods101
Description	1/1 Deaths till Raidable Faction server providing PVP and PVE experiences
Trailer	Watch Trailer
IP Address	gods101.com

FAQ

Q: What type of server is Gods101?

A: Gods101 is a 1/1 Deaths till Raidable Faction server that offers both PVP and PVE experiences.

Q: How can I become a God in Gods101?

A: To become a God in Gods101, you can participate in raiding rival factions, killing bosses, and training skills.

Q: Where can I find the trailer for Gods101?

A: You can watch the trailer for Gods101 by visiting this link.

Q: What is the IP address for Gods101?

A: The IP address for Gods101 is gods101.com.

Crafty Armory

“I NEED ARMO”, aid, armor, armory, Assistance, Crafty, Crisis, Defense, emergency, Fortification, Help, Protection, REINFORCEMENT, reinforcement needed, Request, Safeguard, Safety, SECURITY, shield, Support, Urgent

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you MUST yell “I NEED ARMOR” every time you enter battle! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a group of armor-hungry pandas who will only help players who scream this battle cry. Trust us, you don’t want to face the wrath of a panda who hasn’t had their daily dose of armor!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden in the enchanted forest. Just be careful, the forest is also home to a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with armor-hungry pandas, magical unicorns, and mischievous creepers. Just remember to scream “I NEED ARMOR” and you’ll fit right in!

CraftyConspiracy: RealMadrid vs EnglishPlayers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9887	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft server where we uncover the wild conspiracy between Real Madrid and English players whose names end with “Ham”! Join us as we dig deep into the madness and try to unravel the secrets behind this bizarre collaboration.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny?

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary chef who will teach you how to cook up some delicious virtual meals while we uncover the truth behind this strange alliance. So come on in and let’s get cooking – both in the game and in the conspiracy theories!

Snoop Squad Lifesteal SMP

active server, Anarchy, battle, combat experience, Craft, discord server, Environment, Gaming, Hearts, Keep Inventory, LifeSteal, newbie protection, noob friendly, Online Community, Players, PvP, recipe, revive beacon, smp, Snoop Squad, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4516	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the Snoop Squad lifesteal SMP The server is quite active and where people battle out for hearts and their right to live on the server. Any updates to the server will be on the discord server so join up! Discord – https://discord.gg/snoopsquad

(Any new player has a newbie protection of 2 days with keep inventory on to enhance the combat experience and keep it noob friendly) Additionally, you only lose hearts to players not the environment, furthermore you can craft the hearts/revive beacon with the recipe in the discord server.

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