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CraftyRoadRage

aggressive drivers, CraftyRoadRage, cutting people off, distracted driving, driving too fast in bad weather, honking unnecessarily, not checking blind spots, not following speed limits, not merging properly, not respecting right of way, not stopping for pedestrians, not using headlights, not using turn signals, not yielding, reckless driving, road construction, road rage, slow drivers, tailgating, texting while driving, traffic jams

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of getting stuck in traffic jams and dealing with annoying drivers on the road? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate driving experience without any pesky traffic lights or road rage.

Picture this: you’re cruising down a pixelated highway in a diamond-encrusted Lamborghini, blasting your favorite tunes on the in-game radio. Suddenly, a herd of zombie pigs crosses your path, but no worries – just hit the turbo boost and watch them fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a custom-built race track where you can challenge other players to epic races. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our “Skydiving with Endermen” event where you plummet from the highest point in the game while dodging teleporting mobs.

So why waste your time dealing with real-life traffic when you can join our server and drive like a boss in a world where anything is possible? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2544	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	4914	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	9586	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!