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CraftyRetailReddits

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	3401	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, griefGONE, Grieving Process, gross, Jealousy, late fiancé, love, Memories, Moving, Phobia, relationship, Respect, sentimental attachment, Support, throwaway, toenail, ToenailTossinBF, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

annoyance, BlockBoredomCraft, bored, Disgruntled, done with, exasperated, exhausted, fatigued, fed up, Frustration, irritated, jaded, over it, sick of, tired of, tired of dealing with, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

play.aegismc.net

Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1195
Dragon Eggs Found:	4905	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3170	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	256
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	New Chunks Explored:	670889
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.