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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1110 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 739970 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8311 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.