CraftyRapePrankz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRapePrankz

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting drugged is your character with potions of swiftness and strength! we promise no one will be drugging you in real life like that crazy husband in the news. we are all about fun and games here, not creepy stuff like that.

our server is a safe haven for all players, where you can build your dream world without any worries. we have epic mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

so come on over and join us, where the only thing getting raped is the diamond ore by your pickaxe! trust us, you won’t regret it. just leave the drugging to the witches in the game, not your significant other.

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1249	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	New Chunks Explored:	411569
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9823	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	6309
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4909	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6200	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	6397	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchantments Applied:	292	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.