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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4510 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Mines Excavated: | 3471 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!