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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6626 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4828 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
