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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8406
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3760

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	100
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7442
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	273	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!