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CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	254	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6629	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Crops Grown:	7952	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

animal welfare, beverage choices, calcium intake, consumer behavior, creeper, Cultural differences, dairy industry, dairy products, dietary habits, environmental impact, farming practices, food preferences, global trends, health benefits, lactose intolerance, lactose-free alternatives, market research, milk consumption, milk production, Milkshakes, moocraft, nutrition, plant-based milk, Serve, Tears

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
Dragon Eggs Found:	8761	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!