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CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

Empyria

AIRPLANES, boats, building, Community, Discord, economic system, Empyria, Factions, Farming, Geopolitical, Hispanic, Map of the world, new minerals, PvP, Roleplay, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, weapons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Empyria Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	empyria.xyz
Languages	Hispanic (English is not spoken)
Features	Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more

Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f

FAQ

1. What is the primary language spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.

2. What are some of the features available on the server?

Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.

3. Is the server looking for any specific roles?

Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.

4. Who are the owners of Empyria server?

We are not the owners of the Empyria server.

Crimson Mob Society 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crimson, gangster fashion, gangster lifestyle, gangster movies, mafia culture, mafia fashion, mafia movies, mafia movies influence, mafia style, Mob, mobster aesthetic, mobster attire, mobster chic, mobster clothing, mobster fashion, mobster fashion trends, mobster inspiration, mobster lifestyle, mobster outfits, mobster style, mobster vibes, organized crime, society

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Emeralds Found:	8377	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where you can live out your mafia dreams? Dress up like a mob boss and take over the virtual streets! No one will know what you do on the side, just like in real life. It’s like being in a mafia movie, but with blocks and creepers. Join now and let’s make some virtual deals that no one can refuse!

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

best dad joke, dad bod, dad chuckle, Dad Comedy, dad giggle, dad guffaw, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laughs, dad life, dad one-liner, dad punny, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad sense of humor, dad wit, DadJokeMaster, funny, humor, Minecraft, pun, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMastery2021

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Dedication, goals achieved, hard work, milestones reached, MineCraftMastery2021, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, progress, proud moments, reflections, self appreciation, self improvement, self reflection, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchantments Applied:	80
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and then drops you into a pool of lava? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and show off your epic builds, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while eating a taco. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their fluffy revolution? The choice is yours. So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combat operations, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Feb 24 2022, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!

Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Screen Time Deficiency Risk

adolescent health, adolescents, child health, children, deficiency, excessive screen time, health consequences, health risks, lack of sunlight exposure, long-term effects, preventative measures, public health concern, Risk, risk factors, Screen, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, television, Time, Videos, Vitamin D Deficiency, vitamin D levels, vitamin deficiency

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

Eternal Forest 1.20.1

1.20.1, dragon ball z, ETERNAL, Forest, prince of all saiyans, Saiyan prince, Vegeta, Vegeta character, vegeta final flash, vegeta iconic moments, Vegeta personality, vegeta power level, Vegeta pride, Vegeta quotes, vegeta rivalry, Vegeta strength, vegeta super saiyan, Vegeta Vs Broly, vegeta vs buu, vegeta vs cell, vegeta vs frieza, vegeta vs goku, vegeta vs jiren

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1920	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form.

Imagine building your own castle while fighting off dragons and zombies, it’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, but with way more explosions.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts, it’s like being a pirate but without the scurvy.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate block warrior, like Vegeta but with a pickaxe.

ExDisgustMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, compatibility, disgust, emotional intelligence, emotions, ExDisgustMC, partner, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3913
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, then you gotta join this epic SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more memes than you can shake a stick at!

Join us and you’ll be part of a wild ride where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”. We’ve got secret bases, epic pranks, and even a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map (good luck finding it though, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like a pink sheep riding a pig while wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with nothing but cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CraftyCashGrabz

Branded, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrabz, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, inflated prices, Lavish, luxury, luxury goods, Opulent, Overpriced, overvalued, Premium, Splurge, status symbol, Unnecessary, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9325
Villages Defended:	17	Potions Brewed:	121

Have you ever spent a fortune on a diamond sword in Minecraft, only to have it break after a few uses? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for on our server, we have diamond swords that are indestructible! That’s right, you can slay creepers, zombies, and even pesky players without ever worrying about your sword breaking. Join our server and become the ultimate warrior with weapons that defy the laws of Minecraft physics!

LootMasterZel or ZelenskyLootKing

billionaire, controversy, Corruption, criticism, criticizes, elon musk, Government, greatest master, headline, leadership, Looting, LootMasterZel, News, Politics, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZelenskyLootKing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Votes:	4000	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, elon musk himself plays on it and he’s always causing drama with zelensky, calling him “the greatest master of looting”! like, can you even imagine the chaos that goes down on this server? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form, bro.

if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. like, one time, we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was epic, dude. and another time, we all built giant statues of elon musk and zelensky facing off in a battle to the death. it was so intense, i swear.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us! elon and zelensky are waiting for you to join their epic showdown. trust me, you won’t regret it.