CraftyPutinMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPutinMC Server

arrest obligation, Arrest warrant, CraftyPutinMC, criminal charges, diplomatic pressure, EU, european union, extradition, global justice, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal obligations, mongolia, political leaders, putin, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

accusations, anti-semitism, ANTISEMITE, comparison, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutinMC, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, Government, History, hitler, international relations, lolz, Politics, president, putin, rant, Statements, Ukraine, world leaders, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Action Game, Action-Adventure, black myth monke, BlockyBanter, capcom, combat system, console gaming, decent combat, demon hunting, devil may cry, dmc6, gameplay, Gaming, Hack and Slash, hack and slash game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, next generation, release date, Server, stylish combat, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	911	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of waiting for next-gen consoles to release? Are you craving some epic action and decent combat in your life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have all the action-packed adventure you could ever dream of!

Join us and embark on insane quests to defeat mythical creatures, build towering castles with your bare hands, and even ride dragons into battle. Our server is so epic, even the black myth monke himself would be jealous! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

RoastieSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

altercation, Behavior, criminal, crowded bar, danger, Disturbing, internet, Minecraft, murder, ONLINE, Public, roastie, RoastieSlayer420, Shocking.., smp, social media, Thad, threatens, toxic masculinity, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4664

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as Thad threatening to murder a roastie in a crowded bar! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of pixelated blocks to distract you from the chaos. Join us for a chance to witness Thad’s questionable life choices firsthand and maybe even build a castle to hide from his wrath. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCrasherNoMore

aita, aunt, BFF, civil behavior, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., engagement party, family, family drama, family dynamics, happy times, hurt feelings, mental health, Negativity, out of character, Repayment, sibling, Wedding, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCrasherNoMore

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy aunties will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can plan your dream nuptials without any family feuds getting in the way. Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life wedding woes and just focus on building your happily ever after. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

bespoke tailoring, BrokeAndConfusedMC, custom furniture, designer clothing, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, exotic vacations, fine art collections, gourmet dining, high-end jewelry, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury experiences, luxury real estate, luxury skincare products, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, rare collectibles, smp, spa retreats

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2756	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7999	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!

So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?

PixelPestProblem

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, bothersome issue, Day, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor annoyance, minor mishap, minor setback, mood killer, Nuisance, pesky problem, pet peeve, PixelPestProblem, ruin, small mistake, smallest thing, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8264	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of getting your day ruined by tiny annoyances like stepping on a Lego or running out of milk for your cereal? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the smallest thing that can ruin your day is getting attacked by a horde of baby zombies riding chickens! That’s right, forget about stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut, we’ve got a whole new level of tiny terror waiting for you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the tiniest creatures are out to get you. Build epic fortresses to protect yourself from miniature mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Baby Zombie Egg, and maybe even tame a chicken-riding baby zombie as your loyal steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the smallest but deadliest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, watch your back and always keep an eye out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may be small, but they’re definitely not to be underestimated!

UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrike, Ammo Dumps, blast, Conflict, drone attack, eastern europe, Fuel, Geopolitics, international relations, long range drones, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, Set Ablaze, Technology, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneWarfare, WARFARE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian long-range drones are blasting and setting ablaze russian military airfield fuel and ammo dumps!

why join, u ask? well, because where else can u see such epic battles and explosions in minecraft?! plus, the loot u can get from the wreckage is insane – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, u name it!

not to mention, our community is lit af – everyone is always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic bases or trolling each other with hilarious pranks.

so come on over and join the chaos – who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server!

Crafty Taliban Banter

Afghanistan, banter, bare faces, conservative beliefs, Crafty, cultural restrictions, freedom of expression, gender discrimination, gender inequality, human rights violation, Islamic law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, public ban, religious extremism, social control, Taliban, vice laws, women’s empowerment, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Potions Brewed:	108
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SocialCraft: DepressoMoodChain

cognitive overload, college student mental health, college students, depressive mood, DepressoMoodChain, digital mental health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health effects, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mobile social media, social comparison, social media addiction, social media impact, social media influence, social media usage, socialcraft, technology impact, technology use, upward social comparison

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	423
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

so like, u know how college can be super stressful and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could escape all that craziness by diving into a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u forget all about ur depressing mood. like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will make u forget all about ur college stress and make u feel like u are on top of the world.

u see, when u join this server, u will be surrounded by other players who are just as awesome as u are. u will be able to make new friends, build amazing structures, and go on crazy adventures together. and get this, the server is so huge that u will never run out of things to do. like, there are endless possibilities for u to explore and conquer.

but wait, it gets even better. on this server, u will be able to participate in epic battles, go on treasure hunts, and even ride dragons. yes, u heard me right, u can ride freaking dragons. how cool is that?

so if u want to escape from the stresses of college life and have the time of ur life, then u need to join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	2215
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!