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CraftyPutinMC Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Ores Mined:	3600	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	7810
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

Blocky Hoarders: Add to the Collection!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where all tits are welcome! Yes, you heard that right – whether you’re a chicken, a parrot, or even a cow, you’ll fit right in here!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore the vast and hilarious world of Minecraft. Build a giant statue of a boob, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and see if you can out-party a TNT block!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your inner tit shine!

KrautCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Nein’ and Villagers Say ‘Ja’

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of German players who are as wild as a pack of angry wolves! Join us for a chance to experience the true chaos of German engineering in action.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

PeakCraft: Where Minecraft Arguments Reach New Heights

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9068	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you speechless. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground bunker where a group of llamas hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump’s Minecraft Mansion – Where even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineWatch: Digging for Victory!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Animals Bred:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Season 10 is here and we’ve got trailers, updates, and new heroes that will blow your mind! Watch out for Venture, the latest hero to join the fray. But that’s not all, we’ve got competitive reworks, comics, short stories, and even music to keep you entertained.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Clash gamemode trials, Mirrorwatch mode, and even a Pride Event coming up! Plus, who wouldn’t want to earn skins by watching Overwatch Esports on our server?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Porsche Collab, a Space Ranger season, and even a new tank in the works? And don’t even get me started on the Map reworks – Havana, Circuit, Numbani, Dorado, oh my!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where White Boys Try to Keep Up with Asians

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code to unlocking the ultimate power of the white boy dick! Our players have transcended to a whole new level of cockiness, thanks to our special in-game enhancements.

Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?

Blocky Love Shack: Where Creepers and Players Can Find True Love (or Diamonds)!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!

TrashyCraft: Where Japanese Fans Left Their Trash on the Stadium After…

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate trashy fun! Just like those Japanese fans who left their trash on the stadium after losing the World Cup match, you too can leave your mark on our server with your epic builds and crazy antics. Who needs a trophy when you can build a giant trash pile instead? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of trash-talking. Can you out-trash the competition and become the ultimate garbage champion? Join now and let the trash-tastic adventures begin!

Anis’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: The Sequel

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9771
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Elegg, the most electrifying server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and witness the epic battles between Anis and Elegg as they fight for dominance over the land. Will Anis finally be topped by the sheer awesomeness of Elegg? Find out for yourself by joining our server today! And who knows, you might just fall in love with Elegg like so many others have. Don’t miss out on the electrifying fun, join now!

Valhalla or Bust Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the gateway to Valhalla – the land of epic battles and endless feasting!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.

Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.