Join us for a wild ride with Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who will make your crops grow like never before. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?
Immy Bisou is our resident Hex Maniac, casting spells and potions to make your Minecraft experience even more magical. And don’t forget about Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will do anything to protect you, even if it means going a little crazy.
But watch out for Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, who will have you mining for diamonds until the cows come home. And if you dare to challenge Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish, be prepared to be mesmerized by his underwater powers.
Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner, so you better watch out for some drama! See you in the Minecraft world of madness and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Will you be brave enough to face this love-struck specter and earn its eternal gratitude (and maybe some diamonds)?
Join now and leave your incel days behind you! Who needs real-life romance when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?
But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all those who identify as attack helicopters, unicorns, or even sentient blobs of jello. We welcome all walks of life, no matter how bizarre or outlandish.
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about the ethics of mining diamonds or the existential crisis of a creeper. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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Looking for resources? We’ve got Femra Companies that will trade you diamonds for cookies, and Linkshells that will connect you with players who have secret treasure maps!
But that’s not all, we have epic meetups and events that will blow your mind! From Getter Robo meetups to Divegrass games, from Casual CC meetups to True Detective watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone!
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Speed Racer Meet-up on Leviathan, where we’ll race around the map in minecarts at lightning speed!
Don’t miss out on the Christmas Theme Mixer on Mateus, where we’ll be building gingerbread houses and battling snow golems!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Last time, we had a blast and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).
So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!
