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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 681 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2980 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 128 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.
We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?
And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.
