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CraftyPurchases

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

CraftyWifeMC Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2186
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1297	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	2502
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Void Armor Forged:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Clouds Seed Rainfall

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Ages of War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	210	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Astral Projections Made:	3

Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

194.164.96.71:25589

Protogen MC

1.18.1, cool bases, Furrys, Minecraft, Mods, optifine, protogen, Server, Survival, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	911320

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying Aureus shots to Lupine Rue like never before. Watch as Feixiao takes on enemies with nothing to laugh at, and witness the myriad celestia trailer featuring the arrow that seeks the stars – because why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic animated shorts that will have you taking it easy while laughing your socks off. And don’t even get us started on our current character banners – Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will have you reaping all the rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!