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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Farms Harvested:	407
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, DadCraft, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, Gender Roles, Hospitality, husband and wife, in-laws, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, traditional roles

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

DrunkWifeRescueCraft

alcohol, Australia, Boundaries, children, Communication, consequences, Decision making, drunk driving, DrunkWifeRescueCraft, family, helicopter parent, Legal, Marriage, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Risks, Safety, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

MadCraft: Rage Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!

But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!

So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!

HouthiPortSmashCraft

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, enemies, Far Away, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthi port, HouthiPortSmashCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, proxy war, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Yemen

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crops Grown:	8779	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

AncestorCraft

AncestorCraft, ANCESTORS, ancestors smiling, culture, family, family history, Genealogy, generations, heritage, History, Legacy, lineage, past, RELATIVES, Roots, smiling down, smiling up, tradition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	7632
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2565	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more ancestors smilin’ up at u than smilin’ down on u. Like, u know u gonna have a blast buildin’ and survivin’ in dis wacky world where even da ghosts of ur great-great-great-great-great-grandparents be cheerin’ u on. Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over da place filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, if u find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, u can dig straight to da center of da earth and find a portal to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers do da cha cha. So come join us and let’s make ur ancestors proud by craftin’, minin’, and explorin’ together in dis epic Minecraft adventure!

Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3889
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Overview

Server Name	Escapism
Features	Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials

Commonly Asked Questions

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.

What age do you have to be to join?

Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.

What is the server version?

The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.

Our Rules

No huge AFK or duping machines
No big farms near spawn
No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
No NSFW images/chats
No stealing or griefing
Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.

YouthCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for those who are young at heart (or just immature like us)! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a rainbow mane. And you know what? That pig-icorn became the server mascot and led us to victory in every PvP battle we faced. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even participate in weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe with the power to mine through bedrock. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party room filled with glowstone and funky music? Yeah, we know how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to be immortalized in our server’s lore. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Tony’s Tiny AEW Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	7327
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

If you’re tired of boring old wrestling matches in Minecraft, come join our server where Tony is booking the matches! Imagine a world where Steve is suplexing Creepers and Herobrine is hitting people with steel chairs. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!

Our server has an ECW vibe, with explosions, hardcore matches, and even a surprise appearance from the Undertaker (yes, he plays Minecraft too). You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft wrestling matches you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit with a diamond pickaxe, that might hurt a bit).

PizzaCraft: No Tipping Required!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where tipping is frowned upon? Look no further, join our server where tipping is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build earns you virtual tips from other players. You’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can order virtual pizza delivery in-game! And the best part? You HAVE to tip the delivery driver or face the wrath of the virtual pizza gods.

Join us on this wild and wacky server where tipping is the name of the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially rewarding? Don’t be like the non-tipping partner in the story above – join our server and tip your way to victory!

MinecraftMayhem: Overhyped Flicks

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	922
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by sheep who think the same boring movies and shows are the best thing since sliced bread? Then come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the underdogs of entertainment! We have a secret underground bunker where we host movie nights featuring the most obscure and underrated films and TV shows. From a documentary about the history of dental floss to a rom-com starring a sentient toaster, we’ve got it all! Join us and expand your horizons beyond the mainstream garbage that everyone else is obsessed with. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a failed reality TV star who will challenge you to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for rare in-game items. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the weirdness!

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