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CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Emeralds Found:	6058	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8763	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Animals Bred:	170	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mines Excavated:	1128
Crops Grown:	7100	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	150
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	132	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	3040
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!