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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4657 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
