CraftyProfesh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyProfesh

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4513	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Which profession has the coolest, most honest, most together people? Definitely Minecraft players on our server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and instead of keeping it for themselves, they threw a huge party for the whole server to celebrate. Another player built a roller coaster that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena – it’s like watching a real-life Minecraft version of Game of Thrones! So, if you want to join a community of awesome, hilarious, and slightly insane Minecraft players, then this is the server for you!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	606
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	108

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8920	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	10

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

PetPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

MomKnowsBestMC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?