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CraftyPredictions2022

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move! Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, BlockyBosses, boss from hell, career move, Confrontation, final straw, Goodbye, job satisfaction, Last Day, leaving on my terms, Minecraft, moving on, professional boundaries, Quitting, resignation, Server, standing up for myself, toxic workplace, unprofessional behavior, workplace conflict, workplace drama

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7752	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	136	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	873
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	603580

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	129
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5484
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5864
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	283
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	784395
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!