explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they explode). join forces with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.
with 24/7 uptime and a community crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
We have a special event every Friday where players have to fight off an army of evil chickens armed with enchanted swords. And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken hat that lets you lay explosive eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra wings and race against other players through treacherous obstacles and fiery lava pits. The winner gets a golden carrot that grants them the power to control time itself (not really, but it sounds cool).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to vanilla gameplay again.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention that our diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yea, you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat.
plus, our villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day and then kick butt at night. it’s like a ninja soap opera up in here.
so come join our wacky world and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing cows, they’re a wild bunch.
This is the absolute BEST Cobblemon server the world has ever seen! With 100 Mods and a small community, this is a perfect place to start your training adventure to become the world champion of this server! Download our modpack today through the website tab and you will be able to join with ease!
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We’ve got players who haven’t showered in weeks, just like you!
Get ready to embrace the natural musk of our community and let it linger in your nostrils as you build, mine, and survive together.
Don’t worry about changing your underwear, because on this server, we embrace the stink!
So come on in and let the aroma of unwashed bodies and dirty socks transport you to a whole new level of Minecraft madness!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere, ignoring you completely and rushing straight to your virtual baby sheep. She doesn’t even acknowledge your existence! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, she takes your virtual older child on a virtual vacation to a virtual hotel, leaving you with no virtual food. The audacity!
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only in-laws you have to deal with are the ones you create yourself. Join now for a virtual getaway from all the chaos, and let’s build some epic virtual memories together. Who needs real family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?