CraftyPols Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPols, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end benefits, EU benefits, european union, fighting age, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Poland, Poland calls, Politics, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian men, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	4504	Star Shards Collected:	105
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	6867
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

TextCraft: Empowering Introverts

Authenticity, Communication, Empowering, introverted authenticity, introverted communication, introverted communication method, introverted communication style, introverted communication tool, introverted self-confidence, introverted self-confidence boost, introverted self-confidence enhancement, introverted self-expression, introverted self-expression tool, introverted texting, introverted texting benefits, Introverts, self-confidence, Self-expression, TextCraft, Texting, valuable tool

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power!

Land of Andonia: Where factions rule, mods abound, and kingdom shenanigans unfold!

abound, Andonia, Battles, Challenging, Community, CRAFTSMAN, Diverse, Dutch, ELEMENTS, English, Factions, French, German, Hardcore, Immersive, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Land, leader, Mods, PvP, Roleplaying, rule, Shenanigans, Survival, trader.., unfold, vibrant

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8777	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

World of Andonia RPG Survival Server

Features
Modded RPG Survival: Experience the challenge of RL Craft combined with rich roleplaying elements.
Three Main Factions: Empire of Foxon Kingdom of the Yellow Mountain Kingdom of Gaurhoth
Create Your Own Path: Form your own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms!
Dynamic Roles: Become a powerful leader, a humble trader, a skilled craftsman, or any role your heart desires.

Quests & Adventures
Unique Storylines: Each faction offers special quests and story interactions. Your choices shape your destiny.
Giant Battles: Lead armies into massive conflicts or live a peaceful life – the choice is yours.
Server Events: Participate in exciting hosted and random events that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Open World Exploration
Solo or Team Play: Go it alone or build massive civilizations with friends.
Equal Opportunities: Non-faction players have access to their own questlines, ensuring a balanced and rewarding experience.

Ready to conquer Andonia? Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/rCuRC9BA3J

Unleash your potential in the World of Andonia and become the strongest, richest, and most powerful player on the server!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I create my own faction?	Yes, players can form their own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms in the World of Andonia.
Are there special quests for each faction?	Yes, each faction offers unique storylines and quests for players to engage with.
How can I participate in server events?	Players can join exciting hosted events and participate in random events to keep the gameplay engaging.
Is solo play supported on the server?	Yes, players can choose to go it alone or team up with others to explore and build in the open world.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Emeralds Found:	4777	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

MamaMinecraftSMPHater

acceptance, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, dislike, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, healing, MamaMinecraftSMPHater, mental health, Mother, moving on, parental trauma, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a place to escape from your annoying mom? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom and focus on building epic creations with your new virtual friends. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and skeletons? So come join us and leave your mom behind in the real world – she’ll never bother you again in our pixelated paradise!

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

food allergies, food boundaries, food poisoning, Food Safety, food security, food sharing, food theft, leftovers, Minecraft, peanut allergy, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate betrayal, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate honesty, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate trust, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of your roommates stealing your food without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we have separate fridges for each player to avoid any food theft drama!

Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.

Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!

PixelatedPettyWife

airpods, aita, Cash, Commonly Visited City, EMBARRASSMENT, ignored, job description, Kids, mean, OTT, over the top, Picture, PixelatedPettyWife, reaction, Restaurant, snatched, telling my wife, tip, Tourist City, waitress

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Votes:	3967	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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