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CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	107	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Farms Harvested:	605
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	8689	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ores Mined:	7364	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	98
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	107

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magic Items Found:	8668
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	607

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	161

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	4210
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mines Excavated:	4209	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	162	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	9406
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!