CraftyPlanet

blue planet, earthlings, CraftyPlanet, inhabitants, our planet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

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CraftyPlanet

RENAME, Cosmos, Spectacular, Wonder, amazing

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Forget about Earth, join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about boring old Earth.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent alien chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Alien chickens. And they have a special quest for all players who join their server – to collect as many diamonds as possible to power their spaceship and fly back to their home planet, Eggtron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground civilization of ninja pandas who are always on the lookout for new recruits. Join their clan and learn the ways of the panda ninja, mastering the art of stealth and swordplay in epic battles against evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs Earth when you have a world like this to explore?

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CraftyPlanet: GradGrief & GalacticLaughs

GalacticLaughs, mental health, anxiety, marginalized groups, academic pressure

LOL, U WANNA ESCAPE UR ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION? JOIN DIS SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SH*T THAT WILL MAKE U FORGET ALL UR PROBLEMS!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE THERAPY BUT WITH PIXELS! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES AT THE SAME TIME! WHO NEEDS THERAPISTS WHEN U CAN JUST MINE FOR DIAMONDS ALL DAY?

WE EVEN HAVE A SUPPORT GROUP FOR GRADUATE STUDENTS WHO JUST CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSURE! JOIN US AND FORGET ABOUT UR DISSERTATION, JUST FOCUS ON BUILDING A SWEET REDSTONE CONTRAPTION INSTEAD!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE UR ONLY WORRY IS IF UR COW FARM IS BIG ENOUGH, JOIN US NOW! LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND DESTROY SOME CREEPERS TOGETHER!

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JobCraft Lunchtime

financial support, job stability, self-care, JobCraft, family conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s emotional rollercoaster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, online scams, and boundary-setting drama!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game mom shows up to tell you that your virtual spouse is about to die in his sleep. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tissues and virtual hugs to go around.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can pay for your mom’s lunch with in-game currency, only to have her accuse you of calling her a “loser with no reliable income”. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a rainy day argument with your mom, join us now! Just remember to set your boundaries and keep your emotions in check – it’s a wild ride out there in the Minecraft world.

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QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law

QuantumCraft, ultimate authority, universal truths, metaphysical laws, cosmic influence

Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can declare one thing as undeniably correct and watch as the laws of physics bend to your will! Want to make it so that pigs can fly? Done. Want to make it so that diamonds rain from the sky? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server where reality is just a suggestion. So come join us and watch as chaos ensues in the most hilarious ways possible!

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MiddleEastMinecraft

MiddleEastMinecraft

lol this server is like the top U.S. general in the Middle East, ready to take on any crazy attacks! join us as we prepare for possible Iran attacks, but in Minecraft form! build your defenses, gather your resources, and show those creepers who’s boss! plus, we have a secret weapon called the Diamond Sword of Justice that will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your creations. come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s really in charge!

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Cams Project: Where Survival Hopefully Doesn’t Turn Into Your Unintentionally Hilarious Demise

demise, Cams, Survival, Turn, unintentionally

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	camsproject.com
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Do I have to pay for claimblocks?	No, you can earn them with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you can stay connected even during updates and bug fixes.
Can I buy and sell items with ProjectCash?	Yes, accrued blocks can be used for trading.
Are there frequent updates?	Yes, updates are constantly being pushed out.
Is there a detailed changelog available?	Yes, check out /recentupdates & /upcomingupdates in game.

Join us on the ground floor and experience the seamless server experience at Cams Project!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

equality, CraftyFam, breaking barriers, empowerment, gender neutrality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, come join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and destroy gender roles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of AIwaifus show up and challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep all the diamonds you find. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be doing the Macarena for the rest of eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life where we can all be like this.

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NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

Homeless, Non-Existent, Backpack, Digital, learning

Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

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MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, parenting, postpartum depression, Trust, child care

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

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Craftyplanet

Cams Project Minecraft Server

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