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CraftyPhoneless World

Alternate Reality, Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneless, Daily Life, dependence, digital age, hypothetical scenario, Impact, information access, innovation, internet, mobile devices, productivity, screen time, smartphones, social media, society, Technology, virtual world, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Animals Bred:	65

Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	3291

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	117331	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2785	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	890319	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ores Mined:	7435	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	227916
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	196	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?