CraftyPhoneLand Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	5985
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4647
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	5611

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

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Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ores Mined:	1325
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, Builder, cute, cute content, cute images, cute pictures, cute post, digital anonymity, forum thread, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 15844607, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online interaction, online platform, online posting, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, bold actions, Craziest, crazy dare, dare accepted, dare accomplishment, dare achievement, dare adventure, dare experience, dare story, DareDevilSMP, extreme challenges, fearless acts, heart-pounding dares, insane dares, jaw-dropping dares, Minecraft, outrageous dares, pushing boundaries, risky behavior, smp, thrill-seeking, wild stunts

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchantments Applied:	245	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

adoption, Ban, BlockyBanter, discrimination, equality, FINAL, gender affirming, georgia, HOMOPHOBIC, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, legislative package, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQFree, Medical Treatment, Parliament, Propaganda, reading, RIGHTS, ruling party, same-sex marriage, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3674	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	4761
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!