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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7977 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 742 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
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so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.