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CraftyPesoPurge

4.3, argentina, central bank, consumer prices, CraftyPesoPurge, economic data, economic growth, economic indicators, Economy, financial news, inflation, inflation analysis, inflation forecast, inflation rate, inflation trends, lowest rate, May, monetary policy, south america, Two Years

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Potions Brewed:	81	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the inflation in Argentina slowed down just to check it out? yea, that’s right, our server is so poppin’ that even the economy is like “woah, gotta take a break and play some minecraft.”

imagine mining diamonds and suddenly the inflation rate drops, that’s the power of our server. we got creepers dancing to reggaeton, villagers trading emeralds for Gucci armor, and the Ender Dragon doing backflips for diamonds.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? come on, what are you waiting for? the economy in Argentina is counting on you.

🎈 Freaktopia: Where Nerds Unite for Round 2 🎮 No Parents Allowed 🚫

2018, Allowed, building, Discord, Exploration, Freaktopia, Fun, Griefing, INFORMATION, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, NERDS, parents, questions, Roleplay, SEASON 2, Server, Simple, Staff, Tech, unite, vanity items, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	828775	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
24/7 Server Uptime
Various mods to combat server lag
A way for players to ask staff to rollback any kind of griefing
In-game proximity voice chat
Various vanity items you can get from mob drops
Lots of technical mods for you to play around with
Large variety of exploration and building themed mods

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our discord at https://discord.gg/JfcPavSeTf for more information on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gameplay experience. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

A: We are open to suggestions from our players and will consider adding new mods based on community feedback. You can suggest mods in our discord server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: The server currently has a maximum player limit, but we may consider increasing this limit based on server performance and demand.

MineCraftyFunLand Server

animal, Collab list, Idol, Micomet, MineCraftyFunLand, Moments Compendium, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, Server, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	1566
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3576	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!

And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP

Character, Creative, Entertainment, hermit gimmick, HermitPigVert, Minecraft, Performance, Persona, PigVert, PigVert character, PigVert creative, PigVert entertainer, PigVert gimmick, PigVert performer, PigVert persona, PigVert unique, PigVert wrestler, PigVert wrestling, smp, Unique, wrestling, wrestling gimmick

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, PigVert has taken the hermit gimmick to a whole new level! He’s built a secret underground base that’s so hidden, even he can’t find it half the time. Join us and try to uncover the mysteries of PigVert’s elusive hideout – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Bartender, bottle service, career choices, club environment, Decision making, emotional breakdown, family conflict, gentleman’s club, GentlemansCraft, income, INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, Job Search, location tracking, Minecraft, nightlife, parental approval, personal boundaries, Safety concerns, Self Discovery, Server, work friend

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crops Grown:	9055	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockParty

ABUSIVE, adhd, anxiety, autism, BabyBlockParty, bad guy, cousins, decision, family, Father, first grandchild, Hospital, newborn baby, no contact, Panic, pregnancy hormones, raging cunt, refusing, selfish, Support, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

WorstEnemyWishesMC SMP

Affliction, Bad Luck, CURSE, ENEMY, Evil, forgiveness, grudge, hatred, hostility, ill will, Justice, Karma, Malice, Misery, Pain, Revenge, smp, Spite, Suffering, Torment, Vengeance, WorstEnemyWishesMC

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream base when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas ride in on pigs and start a dance party right in the middle of your farm. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Want to settle disputes with a build battle instead of boring old PvP? Done. Need to negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom but they only accept payment in chicken nuggets? No problem. This server is a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up wishing your worst enemy was here to witness the chaos unfold!

ConspiracyCraft: Die on Hill

alternative facts, Beliefs, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, critical thinking, deep state, Die, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden truths, HILL, illuminati, mind control, Misinformation, new world order, paranormal activity, secret societies, skepticism, truth seeker, unexplained phenomena, willing to die on

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4067	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	111

Are you ready to uncover the truth behind all the Minecraft mysteries? Join our server and dive deep into the wildest conspiracy theories Minecraft has to offer! From Herobrine controlling the server to secret diamond mines hidden beneath the spawn point, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Notch’s Secret Chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a conspiracy theory master in the world of blocks and pixels!

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

$3.5 billion, appropriated, arms sales, CNN Politics, Congress, defense spending, foreign policy, government funding, international relations, Israel, Israel spending, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, releases, Server, US, US aid, us military, US weapons, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	8580

so, like, you know how the US be like “here’s some cash, go buy some cool stuff”? well, they just gave Israel a whopping $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment! like, can you imagine the kind of epic battles that are gonna go down on this server?! join now to witness the craziest PvP action you’ve ever seen, all thanks to this insane cash injection! let’s see who can dominate the battlefield with all these new toys at their disposal! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SudzhaCraft: Where Ukrainian Soldiers Mine & Fight!

border tensions, Conflict, Digital Media, Fight, international relations, Military, military presence, News, official comment, ONLINE, online sharing, political controversy, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, social media, soldiers, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Surveillance Footage, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian soldiers, Video, viral video

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8837	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Votes:	6479
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, liek, u know how ukrainian soldiers r all like in russia n stuff? well, guess what? there’s this server where u can, liek, pretend to be a ukrainian soldier in russia’s sudzha! it’s, liek, so realistic u won’t even know u r playing a game!

join our server for the ultimate immersive experience! u can, liek, fight off russian invaders, explore the city of sudzha, and, liek, maybe even start a peace treaty with putin himself!

no official comment on how awesome this server is, but trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! come join us now and be a part of history in the making! #ukrainianpride #russiansucks #minecraftforever

VancomyCraft: The Antibiotic Adventure

Adventure, antibiotic, antibiotics, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial pathogens, drug development, EVG7, healthcare advancements, innovation, medical breakthrough, Mice, Modified, MRSA, Potent, research, resistant bacteria, scientists, side effects, structure, vancomycin, VancomyCraft, VRE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	1140	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

So, like, imagine if scientists were like, “Yo, let’s make this antibiotic even more badass.” And then BAM, they created EVG7, which is like, 100-to-10,000 times stronger than regular vancomycin. It’s like the Hulk of antibiotics, smashing bacteria left and right.

And get this, when they tested it on mice, there were way fewer side effects. It’s like the mice were partying with no hangover the next day. EVG7 is the hero we need against those pesky resistant bacteria like MRSA or VRE. Join our Minecraft server and become a superhero in the fight against bacteria! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour. It’s lit, fam.