CraftyParkingWars – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyParkingWars

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

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EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

#sustainability, 2040 target, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, clean energy, climate action, climate change, climate targets, Cut, EcoCraft2040, emission, emission reduction goals, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, European Commission, european union, greenhouse gases, Paris Agreement, renewable energy

lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

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TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

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IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

The Limbus Company – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to conform to society’s norms.

Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of illusions and trickery to reach the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming extractions include The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these characters come into play.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our target extraction is none other than [ Faust ] ID & E.G.O. That’s right, we’re going after the big guns and nothing can stop us!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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SickSonSquadCraft

belittling accusation, communication breakdown, family conflict, father’s perspective, father’s role, gender dynamics, impact on kids, innocent turn of phrase, language misunderstanding, leaving option, metaphorical tight rope, misogynist accusation, misunderstanding, mother’s perspective, mother’s role, parenting decision, parenting dilemma, partner disagreement, sick son, SickSonSquadCraft, staying home

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

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AlienCraft2021

abductions, alien encounters, alien sightings, AlienCraft2021, aliens, ancient astronauts, area 51, belief in aliens, Conspiracy, existence of aliens, Extraterrestrial, government cover-up, interstellar travel, life beyond earth, opinion, roswell, science fiction, SETI, Space, ufos, unidentified flying objects

Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

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RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

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NukeCraftPeacePrize

atomic bomb survivors, atomic bombings, hiroshima, Hiroshima Peace Memorial, History, Japan, japanese, nagasaki, Nagasaki Peace Park, Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel Prize winners, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftPeacePrize, Peace, peace activists, radiation, survivors, survivors stories, War, world war II

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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Blocky References Only

blocky, Common Knowledge, Communication, confusion, Connection, Context, cultural reference, familiarity, humor, inside joke, Interpretation, niche reference, obscure reference, pop culture, recognition, reference, references, relatability, shared knowledge, Understanding, Understood, universal knowledge

so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

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