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CraftyParentAbuseNoMore Minecraft Servers

CraftyParentAbuseNoMore Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyParentAbuseNoMore

    CraftyParentAbuseNoMore
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 224
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1143 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and getting griefed by pesky players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of abusive parents in real life and build your dream world in the safety of our virtual realm. Our server is so safe, even helicopter parents would approve! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will trade you unlimited diamonds for a stack of dirt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your abusive past behind in a pixelated paradise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing

    SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9156
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before.

    Are you ready to dance your way through the blocks and show off your moves? Our dance studio is the place to be, where the competition is fierce and the dance teacher is strict (but only because she needs to be heard over the loud Irish dance music).

    Watch out for the sister who quit and is now on a mission to sabotage your dancing dreams. Will you stand your ground and continue to dance, or will you succumb to the pressure and quit like she did?

    Join us on this wild adventure filled with snide comments, sibling drama, and the ultimate test of friendship. Who will come out on top in this dance-off of a lifetime? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EarfulWords Minecraft SMP

    EarfulWords Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9861
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Animals Bred: 20 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveAffair

    BlockyLoveAffair
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7407
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2246 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your hidden secrets? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous stories that will make your partner’s secrets look like child’s play. Join us if you dare to uncover the scandalous secrets of our players, from secret diamond stashes to hidden bases filled with llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what scandalous adventures await you on our server! Join now and let the drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

    IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3933
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

    CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 209
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7208
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mines Excavated: 1145
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!

    ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 272
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!

    karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6542
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

    EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3167
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Alien Abductions: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

    Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutismCraft Minecraft Server

    AutismCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 3018
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Crops Grown: 2549
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!

    We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!

    Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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