Craftynsfwempowerment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyNSFWEmpowerment

sexual education, self-exploration, Intimacy, CraftyNSFWEmpowerment, Sexual empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work”? Well, look no further because on our server, NSFW stands for “Notch’s Super Fun World”! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

On our server, we believe that the most empowering NSFW skill is the ability to tame and ride a herd of explosive llamas into battle. That’s right, forget about boring old swords and armor, on our server, the real MVPs are our trusty llama steeds who will rain down TNT on your enemies like a fluffy apocalypse.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in intense llama dance battles to earn rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance like it’s auditioning for a Minecraft talent show.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the NSFW side of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

Realistic, room, responsibilities, bad friend, Shelters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

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LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Disease, hatred, War, INEQUALITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

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UglyCraft

Body language, fashion sense, attractiveness, Grooming, societal norms

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

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K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

N.Korea, international relations, regret, Diplomacy, Allies

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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BridgeClimbGoneWrong

thrill-seeking, instagram, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, safety precautions, Climbing

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

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Global Warming Not Detected Server

global warming, climate data, climate crisis, temperature rise, Environment

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

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PixelCraft Minecraft Server

SEASON 2, New Movie, live action, better yearly pacing, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

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INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, Indonesia, dumb dumb dumb, smp

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

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FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

long-term friendships, friendzone, friendship, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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