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CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

Final Lounge Wind Symphony: Where Minecraft meets smooth jazz

Cheating, Clans, Custom Armor, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Engage, Events, FINAL, Jazz, Lounge, meets, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, rules, skill, Smooth, smp, Survival, Symphony, vanilla server, version 1.20.4, weapons, WIND

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	98
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools. It also adds daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ for Finalwind Minecraft Server

Question	Answer
How is Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers endless content with clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests to keep players engaged. It also has minimal rules, with a focus on fair PvP combat.
What version of Minecraft is Finalwind on?	Finalwind is on version 1.20.4.
Where can I join the Finalwind server?	You can join Finalwind at play.finalwindserver.com.
Is there a Discord server for Finalwind?	Yes, you can join the Discord at discord.finalwindserver.com.

SoreNPCQuest Minecraft Server

bad, character design, criticism, design choices, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Good, Immersion, long tail tag, Minecraft, Npc, opinion, player experience, quest design, questgiver, Server, sore thumb, SoreNPCQuest, sticks out, storytelling, unique characters, world-building

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	253	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old questgivers blending in with the scenery? Well, on our Minecraft server, our questgiver NPC sticks out like a sore thumb – literally! He’s a giant floating thumb with a top hat and monocle, ready to give you the most ridiculous quests you’ve ever seen.

Join our server for a chance to embark on quests like collecting 1000 pink sheep wool for a fashion show, or finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep in the mines. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret quest to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord and his army of feathered minions.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineFate – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Archer Jeanne d’Arc, Archer UDK-Barghest, Assassin Ushiwakamaru, Berserker Brynhildr, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Abigail Williams, friendlist spreadsheet, Lancer Ibaraki Dōji, Limited Master Missions, Mana Prism Exchange, Minecraft, MineFate, New Mission Release Campaign, ordeal call, Pretender Cait Cú Cerpriestess, Rider Murasaki Shikibu, Ruler Mélusine, Server, Spiritvein Stones, Summer Event 2024, Support Campaign, Ultimate, utility links

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Torch of Morning Star? Join our server for a wild ride filled with quests, limited-time missions, and more drama than a summer event in Fate/Grand Order!

Embark on new missions in Blank Earth, where the AP consumption is as low as the chances of achieving a great or super success for all servants! And don’t miss out on our Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign, where the login bonus includes Golden Apples, Hellfire of Wisdom, and enough Heroic Spirit Crystal Star Fou-kun to make your enemies jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for a chance to summon limited 5 Foreigner Abigail Williams(夏), 4 Rider Murasaki Shikibu, and 4* Berserker Brynhildr – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out with these epic characters?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Fate/Grand Order events like never before! Who needs a Friendlist spreadsheet when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, summoning, and conquering together!

SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7564

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ores Mined:	4592
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3749
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	4655
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?