CraftyN00bs Minecraft Servers

CraftyN00bs Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

    CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1159
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Magic Items Found: 6646
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

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    Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

    So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExCrazeYellerCraft

    ExCrazeYellerCraft
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6326
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magic Items Found: 8872 Enchantments Applied: 230
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

    So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBucks Minecraft Server

    BlockBucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3621
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 93
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

    and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

    so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPolitico2021

    CraftyPolitico2021
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1984
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UK Independence Day Supplier

    UK Independence Day Supplier
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1329
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5786
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

    imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

    we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

    so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1738
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
    Whitelisted Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
    LGBTQ+ Friendly Inclusive and supportive community
    Age Requirement 16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What additional features does the server offer?

    The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

    2. What features are not included on the server?

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Attention Troons Minecraft Server

    Attention Troons Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Magic Items Found: 8252 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

    /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6391
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3539 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6895
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Gods Slained: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 661
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Falling into the Void: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8556
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 200
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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