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CraftyMoscowFun

Conflict, CraftyMoscowFun, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, Indians, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Moscow, Négotiation, New Delhi, political pressure, Recruitment, russian military, sanctions, South Asia, ukraine war

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Items Found:	5302	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	7392
Void Armor Forged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2103	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	1674
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5535	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Votes:	4942
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	123
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!