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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5730 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 838 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u! like for real, they drop some sick rhymes while u mine for diamonds. plus, our creepers are trained to do the moonwalk before they explode, it’s lit af.
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.
so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!
