CraftyMonkey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

6 year old girl, Animals, assault, Attack prevention, Awareness, brave, children, CraftyMonkey, crime, foils, HEROIC, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, Monkey Attack, News, Protection, rape, Safety, Server, times of india

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1367	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ores Mined:	3059	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CreeperTearsMC

CreeperTearsMC, depression, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, emotional triggers, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Moving, Sadness, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, tragic, woeful

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

ThaiCraft Server: Dissolve & Reform!

constitutional crisis, court decision, democratic principles, dissolve, election results, Electoral Process, government dissolution, judicial activism, judicial intervention, legal challenges, legal ruling, party disbandment, party dissolution, political controversy, political instability, political opposition, political reform efforts, political turmoil, REFORM, reformist party, Server, Thai democracy, Thai politics, ThaiCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the party never stops and the fun never ends! we won the election for best server but then the thai court was like nah fam and dissolved us like a sugar cube in hot tea. but that aint gonna stop us from throwing the wildest block parties and building the most epic structures u ever seen. come join us and be part of the revolution, where we build and destroy and build again like a bunch of crazy blockheads. ain’t no court gonna hold us back, we the true champions of minecraft!

GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

addicted, Based, big cock bull, big cock thumper, big cock tributer, big cock worship, big dick, big white cock, cock tributes, cuck, Degenerate, dubs, horny, horny pervert, jealous, Jerk, Minecraft, nudes, Server, unvaxxed, WeepWoops, wife/gf/mother/sister, Worship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!

The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	297
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!

SacrificeSMP – Unexpected Rewards

fulfilling sacrifices, personal growth, rewarding sacrifice, Rewards, sacrifices that pay off, sacrifices with meaning, sacrifices with purpose, sacrifices with rewards, sacrifices worth making, SacrificeSMP, Self Discovery, surprising sacrifices, unexpected, unexpected benefits, unexpected blessings, unexpected gains, unexpected gifts, unexpected joys, unexpected lessons, unexpected outcomes, unexpected rewards, unexpected sacrifice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7956	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is giving up your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take sacrifices to a whole new level! Join us and sacrifice your favorite pet chicken to summon a rare mythical creature that will grant you epic loot and powers beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him in battle and claim his golden egg, rumored to contain the power to control all chickens in the world!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy sacrifices and epic battles, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate sacrifice master!

MedievalWiFiCraft

adaptation, Adventure, ancient world, Communication, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, historical, historical research, innovation, internet, knowledge, MedievalWiFiCraft, past, Smartphone, Survival, Technology, time machine, time slip, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel meets technology! Imagine being able to explore a world from 500 years ago while still being able to check your Instagram feed and watch cat videos on YouTube.

Join us for epic quests where you can use your smartphone to outsmart ancient civilizations and conquer kingdoms with the power of memes. Build your own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and show off your futuristic gadgets.

But beware, there are dangers lurking in the past, from pixelated dinosaurs to medieval creepers. Will you survive and thrive in this wacky world where history meets hi-tech? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, BLOCK, civil liberties, clamps down, Democracy, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minecraft, Nigeria, northern cities, opposition movement, Party, Police Brutality, Political unrest, pro-Putin, pro-Russia, protest suppression, Protesters, Putins, Semafor, Server, social justice

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crops Grown:	1715	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)