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CraftyMomsAndWivesLOL

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, liek, u kno how moms and wifes always be naggin’ us bout playin’ too much minecrap? well, dis server is the answer to all dat! join dis epic server where moms and wives are BANNED! dat’s right, no more naggin’ while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.

oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.

so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.

NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6966
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4771	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9878	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!