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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8062 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
