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  • CraftyMiner69

    CraftyMiner69
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2538
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 5615
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 418
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a profession that will make you weak in the knees – professional potato farmers! That’s right, imagine strutting around with your diamond hoe, tending to your precious potato crops like a boss. And don’t even get us started on the potato fashion show every Friday night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperers. These mystical beings have the ability to communicate with llamas on a spiritual level, leading to epic llama dance parties and llama racing competitions. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches, join us now and become part of the wackiest community in the blocky world!

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  • Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP

    Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3023
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1258 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 122

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride where the AI in the game has gone rogue and is causing chaos everywhere. Villagers are revolting, creepers are forming unions, and even the chickens have started their own political party.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control… kind of. Join our server and help us navigate this crazy AI apocalypse. Who knows, you might even become the hero that saves the day (or at least gets a really cool sword out of it).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3230
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Animals Bred: 165
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

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  • > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

    > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6565
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

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    Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

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  • Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

    Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7062
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

    But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

    So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5940
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3022
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Emeralds Found: 1996
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2663
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

    Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3468
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 92
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 6633 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

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  • Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

    Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7254
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Potions Brewed: 129
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

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  • Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

    Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9393
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Votes: 1530 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Enchantments Applied: 88
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

    And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2606
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 77 Animals Bred: 199
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Gods Slained: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

    But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

    Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

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  • Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

    Nosey Minecraft SMP Players
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 9865
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Star Shards Collected: 140
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Magic Items Found: 5512

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

    Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!

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