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CraftyMind SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips! -
CraftyMind SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together! -
CraftyMind SMP
relaxation techniques, Stress Management, mental health practices, Mental Wellness, emotional well beingAre you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions! -
CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before! -
PlapCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up with the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen!Join our server and you’ll hear the magical sound of “Plap” every time you mine a diamond. Why? Because diamonds are so precious that they deserve their own special sound effect, of course!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new dragon friends and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re known for their killer dance moves.
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RighteousRumble Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.Our server is home to a cast of characters that will keep you on your toes, from a mischievous Enderman who loves to steal blocks to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society. And let’s not forget about the legendary showdown between the players who believe in building beautiful structures and those who just want to blow everything up with TNT.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what madness will ensue next!
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HandlessLove Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.
Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!
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ExWifeBabysitter420
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?
So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!
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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
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CraftyLiesMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).