Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ordered a virtual croissant from the virtual bread counter. But wait, there was a $2 surcharge for eating in the virtual café! The player, being the rebel they are, decided to take their croissant to-go. Little did they know, their virtual spouse was not happy about this decision. Drama ensued, tears were shed (virtually, of course), and the player had to make a tough choice – pay the surcharge or go their separate ways.
If you want to experience the thrill of virtual café drama and virtual croissant dilemmas, join our server now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you. Remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even virtual food disputes.
On our server, you can live out your wildest dreams without worrying about getting a job or dealing with school stress. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t ask you to do their chores.
So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a hilarious adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP |
|---|---|
| Season | 2nd Season |
| Staff Team | Active and dedicated staff members |
| Community | Positive and fun community of players |
| Linktree | https://linktr.ee/orbitmc |
To join the server, visit our Linktree page and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
No, whitelisting is required to join and play on the OrbitMC server.
No, griefing is not allowed on the OrbitMC server. We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a positive and enjoyable playing experience for all players.
As a semi-vanilla server, we aim to keep the gameplay experience as close to vanilla Minecraft as possible. However, we do have essential plugins for server management and player protection.
We got all the knowledge you need right here, like how to build a giant chicken farm or how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Who needs a degree when you can learn how to make a working roller coaster out of minecarts?
Plus, our community is full of expert players who can teach you everything from redstone contraptions to potion brewing.
So why waste time in a classroom when you can be crafting and mining your way to success on our server? Join now and level up your skills the fun way!
Are you a white player who speaks Spanish? Do you have ancestors from a South American country but look like you’re from Europe? Perfect! Our server is the place for you to claim your Hispanic roots and face off against those who doubt your heritage.
Join our community of players who will question your ethnicity, laugh in your face, and spread rumors about your true identity. Show them that being 25% Hispanic is enough to proudly declare yourself as part of the culture, even if you don’t fit their preconceived notions.
So, if you’re ready for a server where your background is always up for debate and where you can prove your heritage in the most hilarious ways possible, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of identity crisis and drama?
Are you tired of your family trying to control every aspect of your life, including what you name your child? Look no further, on our server, you can name your baby Bobby Joe without any judgment!
Join us and witness the epic battle between family members over baby names. Will Bobby Joe reign supreme, or will the family pressure be too much to handle?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether or not you should name your baby after your great-grandchild’s nickname. Join our server now and let the chaos begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s right, our server is so wild that even the animals get in on the action! And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.
So why waste your time dealing with petty drama in real life when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the laughs begin!