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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8804 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.
