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CraftyMigrantPayouts

Assistance, asylum seekers, cash grant, CraftyMigrantPayouts, european union, financial incentive, Government, home, immigration, integration, migrants, Migration, policy, Refugee Crisis, Relocation, repatriation, resettlement, social welfare, Support, Sweden, voluntary return

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4335	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4865
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5461
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1507	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Farms Harvested:	297

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	132
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	65
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay