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CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9144	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

Blockcrafters, Career Advice, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, interview red flags to avoid, Interview Tips, interview warning signs, Interviewing, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview red flags, job interview red flags to watch out for, job interview tips, Job Search, red flag, red flag behaviors, red flag interview questions, red flags during a job interview, red flags in interviews, red flags in job interviews, red flags to watch out for, steve, warning signs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mines Excavated:	2089
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	5

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

SurvivorSMP.net

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!