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CraftyMen SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1494	Mines Excavated:	2302
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2994
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8530	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6536
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Votes:	668
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1037	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!